Friday, December 01, 2006

King of the jungle

Well done to Matt Willis, formerly a member of the band Busted for winning "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here". Gotta say he was the most unlikely out of the final four.

It was a shock seeing David Gest leave yesterday and also Jason being in third place - I had them as the sure-shot final two. Goes to prove how you can't judge someone from a first impression - I didn't think I'd like Matt much and had him down as one of the first to be voted out. However, he turned out to have a great personality and a sweet nature. I had no preconceptions of David because I don't read newspapers or gossip mags; I only knew him as Liza Minelli's ex. He was the star of the show for me - the stories he came out with: the albino hotel, the charity to help Chinese girls with herpes, his one-legged parents, and his maid Vaginica Seaman, amongst many others. The highlights for me were David washing the dishes with shampoo and moisturiser and Myleene trying to explain to him that he can't drink the washing-up liquid, also Dean Gaffney's first trial at the jungle spa. I think the votes in the final swung Matt's way after he ate the grossest things I've ever seen (from behind a cushion)! Every year they seem to get worse but surely there can't be anything more vile than a kangaroo anus and a crocodile penis! Ugh!

I wouldn't have lasted a day in there. I almost faint if I miss a meal! I can't 'do' cockroaches or spiders, I couldn't have jumped out of a plane or bungeed, slept in a hammock and most definitely could never swallow any of that so called bush tucker. I not one for roughing it - if I'm hungry, tired and unclean, I'm basically miserable. So from my point of view, the celebs were amazing.

Anyway, well done to ITV, those cheeky chappies Ant & Dec, and the celebs for some fab entertainment over the past 19 days.

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