England win but it's still a load of shite!

Hmmm....ok where do I start? I think I will just use bullet points in this entry. These are the things I gleaned from the match together with some sarcastic comments:

* Andorra have dirty players. Pathetic acting. They can't possibly win so they cheat.
* In their previous 22 Euro qualifiers, they have won none & only scored 4 goals
* England were pretending to be Andorra in the first half
* England still playing at a snail's pace - why?
* Fans boo own team - doesn't get any worse than that
* It embarrassing being English sometimes. I have ancestors who are Irish &
American. Maybe it's time to defect?
* Robbo must've got cold, bless him. Might as well have pushed him up into
midfield - we know he can score. In fact, he did still get one on target!
* Bring back Becks?
* When Gerrard finally scored the 1st goal, David Platt (in commentary) said,
and I quote "We have the 3 points now". Does he know how long a match
lasts?
* Ironic that Dyer comes on and then has 2 dire shots at goal. We need someone
with a surname like 'Fantastic'.
* Unfortunately Berbatov does not have an English Granny
* David Nugent makes debut, 1st Preston player to play for England for 50 years since
the great Tom Finney. Scores 3rd goal from 1mm out, feel sorry for
Jermain as it would've gone in anyway.
* Good finishes by Gerrard, good move on the second, nice touch from Defoe.
But actually it was still a load of shite and we ain't gonna win anything
playing like that!



(Posted 29 Mar 2007)