Sunday, March 30, 2008

Tottenham - a disgrace

Spurs 1 Newcastle 4

It started out such a lovely day, having a laugh with friends Debs and Mick in the beer garden of the Coach & Horses but that was all washed away in one of the worst 90 minutes of football at the Lane for some time.

I don't know why I'm even wasting time blogging about it; maybe I need to get it off my chest! The stadium was like a morgue today. For the second game in a row, the singing was very limited and the Toon Army put us to shame.

I was trying to think of a different way to sum up the performance so here's an A-Z list:

A is for appalling
B is for boring
C is for crap
D is for disgrace
E is for egg on ya face
F is for f***ing waste of money
G is for grim
H is for hopeless
I is for incapable
J is for joke
K is for katabatikos (Greek word for 'going downhill')
L is for lazy
M is for muppets
N is for not trying
O is for ordinary
P is for pityful
Q is for quality heap of shite
R is for rubbish
S is for shocking
T is for terrible
U is for useless
V is for very very very very disappointing
W is for woeful
X is for xtremely poor
Y is for you suck!
Z is for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


An utter disgrace is probably the most accurate adjective to use in this case. I honestly don't think the players deserve to get paid this week because apart from the opening ten minutes and the goal, they didn't even try. I'd like a refund too.

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