Just watched the launch show and my oh my, what a bunch! Where do they find these people?
This year we have 14 housemates (so far):
Bonnie - but when she talks it sounds like 'Bonna'. So far everyone she's introduced herself to, thinks it's Bonna!! Dreadful voice; looks like she has a bit of an attitude. She's a care worker and to be honest I wouldn't want any member of my family be looked after by her!
Pete - has Tourettes syndrome and is also a complete lunatic. Definitely not all there. (see pic)
George - posh, friend of Princess Beatrice
Shahbaz - A Pakistani poof, very camp, loves Kylie and knitting! The house wouldn't be same without one.
Lea - ugly, massive boobs, complete plastic surgery mess!
Imogen - Welsh ex beauty queen, seems reasonably normal
Mikey - Liverpool lad, hates feminism, loves girls and clubbing
Dawn - OMG! Why does this woman get up in the morning, she may as well shoot herself. She has no friends, miserable cow, so negative & doesn't like people (seems like a good idea to apply for BB then)!
Glyn - 18 year old skinny Welsh lifeguard who thinks he's good looking. Maybe he should invest in a good mirror?! Hates all animals apparently so he's definitely not for me!
Richard - Tall Canadian poof who seems to love himself. Ideal day out would be to a men's prison. A friend for Shebaz maybe?
Grace - quite posh but seems the most normal of them all
Lisa - in yer face Chinese Mancunian who doesn't stop talking
Sezer - Thinks he's God's gift, apparently shaves every part of his body
Nikki - model???!! wants to be a footballer's wife, typical blonde, likes to strip off and clearly loves herself
To sum it up, there is no eye candy for the ladies (in my opinion) which is quite disappointing. The house is weird coz everything that's meant to be inside is in the garden & vice versa. Sounds as if there will be more people going into the house - it's gonna be a tinsy-winsy bit cramped I feel!
Well, here's to the next 13 weeks. It's gonna have to go some to beat last year's show but I'm sure it'll still be compelling viewing as always.
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