No sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

It's 06:24am. Is there two of these in a day? NOT usually in my world there ain't! However, I have yet to get any sleep despite going to bed at 12:15pm. So I decided to get up and I'm now sitting here in my dressing gown with my laptop in front me of me writing this blog! I know why I haven't been to the land of nod....

1) TOTM. Girls will know how to decipher this code; men - it doesn't mean 'top of the morning'.
The hot water bottle helped but then there was the periodic symptom of gnawing hunger to
contend with. A handful of grapes crammed into gob at 3:30 in the morning didn't to the
trick on this occasion (worked the previous night).
2) Overactive mind. After watching Fonejacker last night, I kept replaying the pranks over and
over in my head for some unknown reason.
3) In an attempt to fall asleep, I try to name every Spurs player past and present from A to Z.
That just made my mind even more active! So I try to think of something more calming like
waves washing up on a beach and wind blowing in palm trees. What a loads of bollocks!
4) I was still seething from a comment made on Big Brother's Big Mouth last night. I don't
usually watch it but I hadn't switched channels after the afore mentioned TV show and I was
sitting here like I am now, on my laptop. That's when I heard the two presenters whose
names I have no idea, publicly calling Daniel Bedingfield a 'dick'. My mouth fell open in shock.
When I hear someone very dear to me and whom I admire being slated in that manner, I
take it very personally. What a couple of twats. Who are you again? I suppose ignorance is
bliss in the minds of these idiots as clearly they know absolutely nothing about Daniel.
What have these two arseholes done? Sorry, what are your names again?
I can't even find any reference to them on the internet. Everyone is entitled to an opinion
but this one should have stayed at home as it had no relevance to the show whatsoever.

Rant over. Just had to get it out.

It's now 06:48. I'm starving. I think I'll have some cereal and then curl up in front of the TV. Maybe I'll catch a few winks, else I'm pretty sure it'll catch up with me later on.